Jacob's CTF Server

"Vote 7" has been agreed upon by all Group members.

MY COPULATORY ORGAN BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE. IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS--DAMN RIGHT--IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS.

Something I found on 4chan:

Quote:Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 04:00


i dont like to wipe my ass when i take a shit. it feels weird. so i just say "fuck it" and pull my pants up. but sometimes, the shit actually broke off before it came all the way out, and it got stuck between my cheeks.

soon this shit starts drying into little nuggets and get stuck in my ass. so what i do at night is pick the little nuggets of shit out with my fingertips and drop them on the floor. but sometimes the shit dries and sticks to my ass hairs. so i have to pull the hair right out of my ass with the shit on it.

after months of picking hairs with shit on them out of my ass, i started to become accustomed to it, and everyday id get a little boner from it, each one a little harder than the last.

soon i couldnt take it anymore. i would ake the nuggets of shit and put them in my hand and beat off. it felt so good... the best orgasm id ever had.

so i started to take the little nuggets and put them gently up the hole of my dick... it hurt... but it felt so good. then i would jerk off and watch the little nuggets of dried shit attatched to my ass hairs ooze out of my dick in a creamy mix of semen and sometimes blood

i urge every one of you to try this... itll be the best orgasm youve ever had.

There was this girl in my sophomore US government class who called herself an anarchist. She was really rude and homely-looking and everyone hated her.