Magic 8 Ball

[Bel]

Here's how it works: When you post, you answer the above user's question and post another question. The catch is that when you answer a question, it must be something that the magic 8 ball says. When you ask a question, it must be yes or no.
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EXAMPLE:
Starting post: Will my house get griefed?

Poster 1:
It is decidedly so
Am I awesome?

Poster 2:
Don't count on it
Are you going to give me a good answer?
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STARTING QUESTION:
Will I become a multi-millionaire?

[Firetrout]

Hell no.



Will the answer to this question be a negative (No, Never, etc)?

[Endermanman200]

Please ask again later

Will i become the new Steve Jobs?

[Firetrout]

No



Will you become the new Steve Jobs?

[Endermanman200]

Yes I will.

Will Firetrout ever shut up?

[Firetrout]

No, not even when he's dead.



Will Gatorade replace all water and kill our crops?

[Endermanman200]

Outlook not so good

Will Google release a flying car tomorrow?

[Firetrout]

I suppose I should actually use 8 ball answers now C:


Very Doubtful



Will the magic 8 ball ever be burned as a demonic sacrifice?

[Endermanman200]

Without a doubt

Will my cat ever turn into a giant green rage monster and kill all humans on earth?

[Firetrout]

It is certain




Will your cat ever turn into a giant red rage monster and kill all the humans on Earth?